Quote by Zoidberg Download Open image “The President is gagging on my gas bladder! What an honour!” — Zoidberg ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Being President is a little bit like riding a tiger. You have to keep riding, or else you will be swallowed up by it! — Harry S. Truman Copy Share Image
“I hadn't realized how supremely shit-housed I was until we stumbled into our room at the Embassy Suites. You ever been so drunk you… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
“If you have painful gas, lie on your back and lift your knees to your chest. You’ll fart it right out. 355” — Keith Bradford Copy Share Image
There were a couple of occasions when it was passed around - and, unlike President Clinton, I did inhale! — Brian Cowen Copy Share Image
Being a president is like riding a tiger. A man has to keep on riding or he is swallowed. — Harry S. Truman Copy Share Image
I have seen that our best presidents were the do-nothing presidents: Millard Fillmore, Warren G. Harding. When you have a president who does things,… — Utah Phillips Copy Share Image
Your job today is to pass gas. You do that and we can start feeding you liquids. No fart, no food. — Khaled Hosseini Copy Share Image
I say what I think. I'm a real person, not some manufactured pop tart who's afraid to step out of the hotel room. I… — Katy Perry Copy Share Image
“There’s a faint whiff of feces wafting up my nostrils. But that’s natural, because I just walked past a politician.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
You're student loans have been repayed? Then how about lending your old pal Zoidberg a few bucks, Mr Millionaire. — Zoidberg Copy Share Image
