Quote by Snooki Download Open image “I will pee in a bush, I will shit in a bush, I will hide in a bush.” — Snooki ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Hey lady, won't you be my dog and I'll be your tree and you can pee on me. — Funkadelic Copy Share Image
My country is in the toilet. And when my country is in the toilet, the world is in the toilet. — Jeremy Scott Copy Share Image
I'm fine, I am just going to go over here and puke shards of my own pelvis into this bush. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
“I pee in the toilets of my enemies, so that when they flush my pee comes out” — Sun Tzu Copy Share Image
Let me get this straight, I piss my pants, I'm a loser. But if I piss my pants while wearing a diaper, Now I… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You haven't see nothing yet till' you see me at the JERSEY FUCKING SHORE! Seeya later mum! — Snooki Copy Share Image
I don't wanna be friends with you ever again cause you're a fucking jerkoff. — Snooki Copy Share Image
Deena's hair is f*cking disgusting right now. You might as well go Britney Spears and shave it off. — Snooki Copy Share Image
Everybody Google it, because that's why the water is salty. Fucking whale sperm. — Snooki Copy Share Image
I actually want to get a boob job because I love Jennis boobs. Everyone Ive ever known who has had boob jobs says its… — Snooki Copy Share Image
