Tragedy Quote by Zoidberg

“You're a miracle, Walker. Your fingers are. Your toes are. Your crushing sadness and guilt are.”

— Ron Koertge

“His toes wriggle in his socks and my first thought is, I want to snip them off with hedge trimmers. Not only does he…

— Augusten Burroughs

“It is important to correct bad behavior one toe at a time.”

— Gasmaskman

“He had heard that people who had the toes chopped off one foot could not stand up, but fell over constantly until they learned…

— Ken Follett

There is man in his entirety, blaming his shoe when his foot is guilty.

— Samuel Beckett

“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.”

— Mel Brooks

The tragedy lies in having no goal to reach

— Benjamin E. Mays

This is a tragic world we live in.

— Hans Koning

He has a toenail on the end of his penis.

— Bill Brasky

“There is no call for you to get tragic about it. Tragedy is easy enough to contrive. And if you want to be tragic,…

— Cordwainer Smith

“We will walk to God barefoot: our feet lacerated, our limbs wounded.”

— Saadi Youssef

It's a fact the whole world knows, That Pobbles are happier without their toes.

— Edward Lear