Quote by Jarod Kintz

“If you don’t cover your mouth, a yawn is an invitation for a blowjob.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I'd rather have people hiss than yawn.”

— James Dean

“A yawning repetitiveness as of a man who knows few words but will not stop talking.”

— John Updike

“A yawn is a silent scream.”

— Valerie Mason-John

“I opened my mouth to respond, then decided to do that thing where you think before you speak.”

— Jessi Kirby

“You couldn't catch a yawn from someone you didn't like.”

— Martin Amis

“You should also connect your tongue to your palate or the roof of your mouth.”

— Sarah Rowland

“I open my mouth to say yes. But I only have time to breathe in before he closes the last of the distance. All…

— Ally Condie

“Your skills are adequate, though you would be better served by keeping your mouth closed unless it’s being used to please or swallow.”

— Judith James

“You could barely understand the man, he was that posh. It was not so much speech as modulated yawning.”

— Terry Pratchett

“Sorry. Sometimes my mouth engages before making contact with my brain.”

— Jayson James

“I breath in and out through my mouth to feel the quiet. In. Out. Over and over. Until I fall asleep.”

— Jo Knowles