Humorous Quote by Jayson James Download Open image ““Sorry. Sometimes my mouth engages before making contact with my brain.”” — Jayson James ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humorous
“I opened my mouth to respond, then decided to do that thing where you think before you speak.” — Jessi Kirby Copy Share Image
“I’m not great at talking to people. I have all these thoughts bunching up inside my head and then they come out like a… — Roland Merullo Copy Share Image
“Sure, I'm pissed off. But my actions are not entirely without thought. I might regularly open my mouth without thinking, but I never start… — Susan Ee Copy Share Image
“I tried really hard to make sure my mouth wasn’t hanging open. “Please” — Lolah Lace Copy Share Image
“Your skills are adequate, though you would be better served by keeping your mouth closed unless it’s being used to please or swallow.” — Judith James Copy Share Image
“Stop talking. If you don't know how to speak with your eyes, don't open your mouth.” — Elena Levon Copy Share Image
“When conversing, some people regularly stop talking, not to listen, but to rest their tongues.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“I find it more polite when I yawn without opening my mouth. I also talk this way too, with my mouth closed.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“It’s strange to have to exert energy to move my lips to form words necessary to explain my actions.” — Tahereh Mafi Copy Share Image
“It had not been the first time that we had said something like this to each other. It was not like guys went around… — Jayson James Copy Share Image
“Believe me, I wish I could give you what you want. I have thought about it so many times, but I can't just do… — Jayson James Copy Share Image
“What are you doing here, you fuck wad? You know he’s up their because of you.” — Jayson James Copy Share Image
“Society sucks. It should not matter what others think, if we are fine with it. Still we both have to concern ourselves with what… — Jayson James Copy Share Image
It had not been the first time that we had said something like this to each other. It was not like guys went around… — Jayson James Copy Share Image
“Scott had some sort of power, or force field. In essence, he was like fucking gay guy repellant. Not a single gay guy would… — Jayson James Copy Share Image
“One of the classier features of this home was the padded toilet seat. It was high-mileage puffy brown vinyl-colored foam and made that weird… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
“Holy hell, Trev! What kind of move was that?” Trevor leaned over her with a big smile on his face. “You really thought I… — Cecilia Aubrey & Chris Almeida Copy Share Image
There's little in taking or giving, There's little in water or wine: This living, this living, this living, Was never a project of mine.… — Dorothy Parker Copy Share Image
“Some women walk towards a better future. Others have chauffeurs.” — Ljupka Cvetanova Copy Share Image
In the olden days in England, you could be hung for stealing a sheep or a loaf of bread. However, if a sheep stole… — Mike Harding Copy Share Image
Many public-school children seem to know only two dates—1492 and 4th of July; and as a rule they don't know what happened on either… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
The Democrats said, "We don't know what's wrong with America, but we can fix it." The Republicans said, "There's nothing wrong with America, and… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“Shut up, you fool...Really. I’m running out of things to throw at you.” — K.M. Parr Copy Share Image
“There's something not quite Christian about it," Tony said. He sat back in his chair and looked up to where his Bible sat on… — Joey Comeau Copy Share Image
“Can you imagine life without the horror genre? There would be no monsters. Only a**holes.” — Michael A. Arnzen Copy Share Image
