Tony Hawk Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to dink like a dunk, if the thunk of the think has enough verticalocity to it.
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— Jarod Kintz

“Some people wish they could have invented the wheel. But I’m trying to reinvent the wheelbarrow, to more efficiently haul around my bullshit.”

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be affixed to each end of an axle, for an example of transportation in a pre-wheel society. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as the ultimate bug crusher. But why you’d use a brick as a shoe, I have no idea.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right?
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be sawed in half and each half glued under the back of a shoe to form high heels.
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— Jarod Kintz

“We have to reinvent the wheel every once every once in a while, not because we need a lot of wheels; but because we…

— Bruce Joyce

“A brick could be used to crush the dreams of the little guy. Especially if that little guy’s dreams are roach like and scurrying…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used in the same manner as a magician’s hat could be used as a basketball. I’m not suggesting a brick…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used like the point where always meets never. I mean come on, who wouldn’t want to watch a brick levitate?…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a door handle. On an all-brick house this would be great, but on an all-brick car it’d be…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used in a knee replacement surgery, to build back the wall separating man from a sub four-minute mile. Damn you,…

— Jarod Kintz