Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick is a mode of transportation, for a bug going nowhere in life.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right?
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick has no legs, so it probably slithers like a snake. Therefore, a brick might make a good pet. And at least you…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to crush the dreams of the little guy. Especially if that little guy’s dreams are roach like and scurrying…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as Bigfoot. You know, as something the people can really believe in.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to make life easier. Start carrying one around with you everywhere you go, and you’ll see what I mean.…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be sawed in half and each half glued under the back of a shoe to form high heels.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to get a new job. Hire me! I have a brick, and I’m not afraid to use it.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used in a smash and grab. Well, at least in the smashing aspect. A blanket would be more suited to…

— Jarod Kintz

“You can build with brick, and you can also destroy with a brick.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to satisfy your hunger—and satisfy my curiosity.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a cock block. 
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— Jarod Kintz