High heels Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as the ultimate bug crusher. But why you’d use a brick as a shoe, I have no idea.
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— Jarod Kintz

“Sometimes it feels like I’m walking around with bricks for shoes, not going anywhere.”

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as Bigfoot. You know, as something the people can really believe in.
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— Jarod Kintz

“High heels, I'm convinced, are a creation of the Void and intended only to torture my poor unfortunate soles.”

— Sara Ella

“A brick and blanket could be used to turn my words around like backwards high heels on my tongue
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— Jarod Kintz

“Most shoes are shaped as if feet were made for shoes.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A brick could be shoved in your buttocks. You know, for your enjoyment.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to disguise the fact that I’m blushing. Oh my God, I’m so embarrassed! Don’t look at the rose of…

— Jarod Kintz

“I'd need either really high heeled shoes to avoid tripping over, or I was just expected to shuffle along like a slug...”

— Nicola Claire

“Her feet were killing her. And it made her imagine traveling back in time, hunting down whoever had invented stiletto heels, and beating the…

— Anonymous

“A brick could be used as a stand in for something to stand on, when a ladder’s on location in another location.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to help teach teenagers to tie their shoes. Honestly, if they are so stupid that they haven’t figured out…

— Jarod Kintz