Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to test how fast you throw a baseball, if, you know, baseballs were cube-shaped and integral to the construction…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a measurement of time. Yes, just think how stylish you’ll look with a brick duct taped to your…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick is a rust-colored blur of movement, caught in a moment, and transformed from motion into a physical object. Studying this brick would…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used like the point where always meets never. I mean come on, who wouldn’t want to watch a brick levitate?…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick is slow, when it’s lying on the floor. But fast when just thrown.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to dink like a dunk, if the thunk of the think has enough verticalocity to it.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as an AFD, or Atmospheric Floating Device, whose sole function is to make people ask WTF?
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to monitor earthquakes. If the brick crumbles apart, you can bet an earthquake occurred.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a floating object that dispensed fresh water, if only it were lighter and shaped like a cloud.
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— Jarod Kintz

“Use the apple test "If you're not hungry enough to eat an apple, you're not hungry.”

— Michael Pollan

“A brick could be used as a device to deliver bad news. Sometimes it's better to be blunt.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to float a good idea at work—especially if it’s a good idea that would be bad for you personally.
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— Jarod Kintz