Time Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick is slow, when it’s lying on the floor. But fast when just thrown.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to test how fast you throw a baseball, if, you know, baseballs were cube-shaped and integral to the construction…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick can be used as a nickname for people who are slow, both physically and intellectually.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be an object to measure your life against. Are you square, rigid, and inflexible? If yes, are you in the military?…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a measurement of time. Yes, just think how stylish you’ll look with a brick duct taped to your…

— Jarod Kintz

“Many things have been compared to a brick, mainly as a tribute to their intellect or to their aerodynamic characteristics.”

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“A brick could be used to make it harder for people to achieve their dreams. A brick is just another obstacle they have to…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick is a barometer of love. Give it to the girl of your dreams, and see if she uses it to build a…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick is a mode of transportation, for a bug going nowhere in life.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to tell how hard the wind is blowing. If the wind blows the brick around, I’d get out of…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to make life easier. Start carrying one around with you everywhere you go, and you’ll see what I mean.…

— Jarod Kintz

“I’m surprised there isn’t a jet airplane designed in the shape of a brick. Some people (aeronautical engineers) might say that’s because bricks aren’t…

— Jarod Kintz