Marriage Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to save your marriage. If only your spouse is invited under your blanket, then each party feels exclusively inclusive…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to fix your broken marriage. You’ll also need duct tape, an empty car trunk, a getaway driver, and the…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to cover up your infidelity. Either use the blanket to hide your cheating ways, or figure out how to…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket would be a great surface to print my new book on, so you could read it in bed while you’re having boring,…

— Jarod Kintz

The process of divorce is about loading that blanket, throwing it up, watching it all spin, and worrying what stuff will break when it…

— Amy Poehler

“A blanket could be used to attract a potential mate. I’ve already got my mate. I bought her in a mannequin store (she was…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a trap to ensnare two entangled lovers. Using this method is how I found my current girlfriend and…

— Jarod Kintz

I made a baby blanket for both of my children and brought them home from the hospital in them, and they will always have…

— Vanna White

“A blanket could be used to trap and contain love. I’ve tried other stuff, like a Ziploc bag, a can of tuna, and even…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to what the hell your way out of your neighbor’s bedroom.”

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to trap my love in, before it dissipates out into the world.
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— Jarod Kintz

I don't know about you, but I think blankets are the best, especially your own personal blanket.

— Laura Marano