Blanket Quote by Amy Poehler

“A blanket could be used to cover up your infidelity. Either use the blanket to hide your cheating ways, or figure out how to…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to fix your broken marriage. You’ll also need duct tape, an empty car trunk, a getaway driver, and the…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to save your marriage. But to be honest, I’d recommend saving your marriage in a Tupperware container. That way…

— Jarod Kintz

An amicable divorce is like a ventilated condom; it just doesn't work.

— Rita Rudner

It's a nasty divorce when they can't agree on how to divvy up the His and Hers towels.

— Robert Breault

This is the kind of situation that can tear people apart. It tears at the fabric of your soul and can certainly tear at…

— Shelley Fabares

“A blanket could be split in two—divided in half, like hereditary territory one inherits. And once you’ve got half the blanket, you’d better stay…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to save your marriage. If only your spouse is invited under your blanket, then each party feels exclusively inclusive…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a trap to ensnare two entangled lovers. Using this method is how I found my current girlfriend and…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket would be a great surface to print my new book on, so you could read it in bed while you’re having boring,…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a bathtub tarp, keeping all the body’s heat in, and the police’s and murder victim’s wife’s eyes out.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to stop abuse. Don’t cover up the atrocity—cover up your head, because what you don’t see, may as well…

— Jarod Kintz