Funny Quote by Henny Youngman Download Open image “Where did you get your haircut, the pet shop?” — Henny Youngman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Did Haircut Funny Hair Haircut Haircut Pet Haircuts Humor Insult Pet Pet Shop Shop Shops
I've given my own dog a haircut before and it was so hard, the techniques are very different from what we do on people. — Brad Mondo Copy Share Image
When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious? — Bobby Heenan Copy Share Image
I was in New York and I walked into this pet store and came out with a dog. — Beverley Mitchell Copy Share Image
I get calls, emails and get asked in the grocery store when I'm not looking that great... 'I love your hair. Where do you… — Shannon Bream Copy Share Image
I've never had a haircut where I've gone to a hair cutting place and they gave me an incorrect haircut. So I've been pretty… — Chandler Riggs Copy Share Image
When I was seven in Ireland I went to a barber's on my own with my pocket money and asked for long hair with… — Roisin Conaty Copy Share Image
I wish I could get one perfect haircut and it stayed like that forever like on cartoons... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!" — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I'll never forget my first words in the theatre. "Peanuts. Popcorn." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick". — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
