Funny Quote by Henny Youngman Download Open image “If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.” — Henny Youngman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Skydiving Succeed Success
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Skydiving is a rush. Doing it naked could be more of a rush, but it's nothing I would ever consider. — Jud Tylor Copy Share Image
Skydiving is fascinating, the best part is cruising in the air and realizing that the dice has been thrown and you're either going to… — Bert Kreischer Copy Share Image
Some guy once told me that skydiving is like cutting your throat and seeing if you can get to the doctor before you bleed… — Brock Yates Copy Share Image
Skydiving is something I've never done! And I am very excited to take the leap with a community of like-minded courageous women. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've gone skydiving twice. I was terrified about doing it, but I wanted to overcome that. The first time, I did it with my… — Mandy Moore Copy Share Image
Skydiving is special because it's almost the closest to an out-of-body experience you can have. We live in such a stimulated, connected, busy world… — Georgia King Copy Share Image
I'm a really cautious person, so I don't let myself get into near-death experiences. I'm not into the idea of skydiving or anything. — Mary Elizabeth Winstead Copy Share Image
A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!" — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I'll never forget my first words in the theatre. "Peanuts. Popcorn." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick". — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
