Quote by Darynda Jones Download Open image ““If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is NOT for you. (BUMPER STICKER)”” — Darynda Jones ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Words to live by: If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.” — Robin Glasser Copy Share Image
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“A well trained skydiving instructor can't save one from a broken parachute.” — Bryan Way Copy Share Image
“Be a pro at what you do. No one shows-up to meetings of the Unsuccessful Skydivers Club.” — Ryan Lilly Copy Share Image
“If you hold to the adage, If at first you don't succeed, try try again, sky diving may not be your ideal sport.” — J.E. Thompson Copy Share Image
“Falling through the atmosphere is not the same thing as flying down to earth. Skydivers do the former, and I did the latter.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Some guy once told me that skydiving is like cutting your throat and seeing if you can get to the doctor before you bleed… — Brock Yates Copy Share Image
He bombarded me with words, of all things, apparently clueless to the fact that the predawn hours rendered me incapable of coherent thought. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think if I was bleeding… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Oh, my god, I don't know. What do you want?" "You," he said, his voice lowering an octave. "I want you, Dutch, body and… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“If ever there was a time to carry a flashlight, it would definitely be at night.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
In three hundred feet, turn right," Darth Vader said. The Darth Vader. I felt like we were friends now. Like I could tell him… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“The asshole slipped Peggy a five-spot to bring him his burger first. Never trust a man with a penis.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“I reported to work the next morning looking like something the cat dragged in, half eaten yet somehow still alive.” — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
