Humor Quote by Hank Hill Download Open image “I HAVE a sense of humor! I laugh at Tony Danza.” — Hank Hill ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Sense of humor
If you can make just one person laugh, then you are already doing better than Tony Danza. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
If you enjoy and become a fan of Tony Rock, I really appreciate it! But, I do my comedy for me, so I don't… — Tony Rock Copy Share Image
The Sopranos' is filled with really retrograde humor. Bathroom humor, falls, stupid puns, bad jokes - infantile, adolescent stuff, but it makes me laugh. — David Chase Copy Share Image
My humor is channeling everything through my brain. For example, when I talk about something, it's how Richard Lewis feels about it. I'm a… — Richard Lewis Copy Share Image
I love following my friend Tony Zaret on Instagram. He's a super funny comedian who makes these parodies of memes, and Instagram skits. — Scott Rogowsky Copy Share Image
Bobby, some things are like a tire fire, trying to put it out only makes it worse. You just gotta grab a beer and… — Hank Hill Copy Share Image
You can't compete with this guy. He's a football player, and football players know how to treat a woman right. — Hank Hill Copy Share Image
I always say - if you plan ahead, then when things happen, you're prepared for them. — Hank Hill Copy Share Image
Worker's comp? Do I look like a hobo to you? No, sir, I am not going on welfare. — Hank Hill Copy Share Image
Bobby, from now on when I ask you how your day was, what I mean is 'how was shop'? — Hank Hill Copy Share Image
If Bobby doesn't love football, he won't lead a fulfilling life, and then he'll die. — Hank Hill Copy Share Image
Bobby, I want to give you this cup. It was made from the finest American steel ever to come out of Pittsburgh, PA. — Hank Hill Copy Share Image
I can't enjoy a party until I know where the bathroom is. You knew that when you married me. — Hank Hill Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
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