Doing better Quote by Emo Philips Download Open image “If you can make just one person laugh, then you are already doing better than Tony Danza.” — Emo Philips ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Doing better Ifs Just one Laughing Persons
If you can get the crew to laugh on a show, you know that you're doing something. — Kevin Clash Copy Share Image
The only difference between a comedian and someone else? We need to make people laugh more. — Greg Davies Copy Share Image
Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity. — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
For a comedian, there is nothing better than watching another great comedian. — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to make people laugh. It's been my only ambition, ever since my dad introduced me to the genius of the great… — Diane Morgan Copy Share Image
A comedian's job itself is tough. But I have been lucky to have made people laugh. — Johnny Lever Copy Share Image
My only goal is to make the crew laugh, basically. It's the only litmus I have to know, is this good or not? — Andrew Rannells Copy Share Image
Once I was in a restaurant and I dropped my fork on the floor, and they gave me a new fork. So I pushed… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I give money to Unicef because I like the 'bang for your buck' aspect. Here's $10, go and save 1,000 kids from blindness! — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
Libertarians believe consenting adults have the right to do whatever they choose, except band together. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I love England. In fact, they're getting to know me so well at Heathrow Immigration that this time I was able to completely bypass… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
He taught me never to smile, which helps me when I visit disaster sites. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
The way I understand it, the Russians are sort of a combination of evil and incompetence... sort of like the Post Office with tanks. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face."… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I don't know if I was put on this Earth for a purpose or not. But I'm fairly confident that I'll be taken off… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I got a letter from the IRS. Apparently I owe them $800. So I sent them a letter back. I said, If you'll remember,… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
If you're worth over $50m you should have to dress like that guy on the Monopoly box. The super-rich shouldn't get all the benefits… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
Race is still somewhat of a taboo in comedy. But if you're a minority, then you can make fun of your own minority. And… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them. — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
In my relationship, I was giving myself away to make the relationship better, but in actuality, wasn't doing better by doing that. I became… — Jason Mraz Copy Share Image
The message of frustration is an exciting signal. it means that your brain beleives you could be doing better than you currently are. — Tony Robbins Copy Share Image
“Doing better is creativity, doing faster is creativity, doing smarter is creativity, doing right is creativity.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
When women gain access to higher education and then suddenly start doing better at it than the men, that can really throw the prevailing… — Hanna Rosin Copy Share Image
Alternative services would mean that there would be services available to compete with Google, Facebook, Amazon, Dropbox, Skype, etc., and they would be run… — Mikko Hypponen Copy Share Image
“Sometimes realism seems to mean no more than the advice to plan ahead before you start a war. Sometimes realism means the recognition that… — Susan Neiman Copy Share Image
Try to cut down drastically on plastic. Recycle. Use less energy and more renewable energy. We can all live better by doing better for… — Carl Safina Copy Share Image
Time makes a bigger difference: just making a game, shipping it, looking at what you did, how you did it, what you did well,… — Todd Howard Copy Share Image
Our political class obsesses over social mobility from one generation to the next - whether or not people are doing better than their parents… — David Lammy Copy Share Image
You can't share your blessings with everyone because a lot of people just hate to see you doing better than them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When they see you're doing better without them, that's when they want you back. — Anonymous Copy Share Image