Dry Quote by Eric Stonestreet Download Open image “I have a very dry sense of humor.” — Eric Stonestreet ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dry Dry sense of humor Humor Sense of humor
I have a sense of humor. I usually come off as very serious, but I definitely have a dry sense of humor. — Bill Walsh Copy Share Image
I have quite a dry sense of humour. It comes out when I'm feeling nervous. — Phoebe Fox Copy Share Image
I wanted to be a clown when I was a kid, so I love interacting and goofing around with kids. — Eric Stonestreet Copy Share Image
Quickly you learn it's way better to have fans talking and caring about you than not. — Eric Stonestreet Copy Share Image
My mom's passionate and energetic and very funny and enthusiastic. — Eric Stonestreet Copy Share Image
I'm very grateful and appreciative, and I remind myself every day that there are thousands and thousands of actors that have the same dreams… — Eric Stonestreet Copy Share Image
I’m sort of like Costco. I’m big, I’m not fancy and I dare you to not like me. — Eric Stonestreet Copy Share Image
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When I was a kid, I wanted to be a clown. I didn't want to be an actor, I wanted to join the circus… — Eric Stonestreet Copy Share Image
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Between pets, comedy and toys, I try to surround myself with as much fun stuff as I can. That's how I pick projects. It's… — Eric Stonestreet Copy Share Image
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