Juniors Quote by George Carlin Download Open image “Do you think Sammy Davis ate Junior Mints?” — George Carlin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Juniors Mint People Sammy davis Stupid Stupid people Thinking
I was talking to a TV bigwig, and he said, 'Nobody under 35 knows who Sammy Davis is.' Well, you'll hear angry denials of… — Leslie Bricusse Copy Share Image
Who wants to know what Jackie Gleason's balls tasted like? Yes, Cornbread. — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
I don't trust people much and I thought 'perfect' Park Bo Gum might have flaws. He drops some foods while eating. — Kwak Dong-yeon Copy Share Image
My son Simon had one of Elvis's favorite meals when we visited Graceland - a peanut butter and banana sandwich. Fried! Can you imagine… — Christopher Timothy Copy Share Image
“He rolled his tongue around in his mouth and made a sour face. “Got any gum? Mints?” “No. You going to hark again?” He… — Devon Monk Copy Share Image
Hunter Hearst is always eating his little caviar I'm fixing to open a can of whoop-ass and see how he likes the taste of… — Stone Cold Steve Austin Copy Share Image
“Seth reached forward for the crackers. Dad, driving, asked for some Almond Roca. Last Christmas he had decided that Almond Roca was his favorite… — Brandon Mull Copy Share Image
Even if he doesn’t eat, he knows the cookies. I’ll bet his mother stuffed him full as a kid. (Tory) Not really. My mom… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“The gum looked fresh. I sniffed it and it smelled all right. I licked it and waited for a while. When I did not… — Harper Lee Copy Share Image
I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Comedy, although it is not one of the fine arts - it's a vulgar art, it's one of the people's arts, it's the spoken… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY. Not true. Today is another day. We have no idea what tomorrow is going to be. It might turn out… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“If you guys want to get a MOM tattoo and save a little money, just get two letters done. Get about a one-inch capital… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! — George Carlin Copy Share Image
It ended suddenly for Brenda, more slowly for me. My runs began getting shorter and less pleasurable. I'd feel bad after only one day,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The whole idea of the pursuit of goods and possessions has completely corrupted the human experience, along with religion, which I think limits the… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The reason I went to an all-boys Catholic school was because they had the best football team. We won the state championship my junior… — Theo Rossi Copy Share Image
There's a side to reality TV that is part education, as well. I've seen that since doing "MasterChef Junior," in terms of the effect… — Gordon Ramsay Copy Share Image
I remember once in junior high school, on a Friday, my mom came home from work and said to my brother and I, 'You… — John Paul DeJoria Copy Share Image
I didn't go to university. They offered me a job as a junior reporter and I went off to work for the Southern Reporter.… — Jill Douglas Copy Share Image
In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
I was a hotshot as a junior. When I was 18, I really got into fiddling around. I completely lost interest in golf, and… — Hollis Stacy Copy Share Image
I hate school at that time. Now, little did I know that actually if I had stayed in school I would've actually really liked… — Quentin Tarantino Copy Share Image
I read very, very little fiction as a kid. All the books I can remember are junior science books. — Mark Haddon Copy Share Image
Everybody in the world has to compromise. I don't know one person that gets everything they want, so the politicians are going to have… — Ice Cube Copy Share Image
Hillary Clinton, our junior senator from New York, announced that she has no intentions of ever, ever running for office of the President of… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I have a hard time watching the shows now. It is like opening up a yearbook when you were in junior high. I think… — Mark-Paul Gosselaar Copy Share Image
Every single Asian dude who went to high school or junior high during the era of John Hughes movies was called 'Donger,' — Martin Wong Copy Share Image