Quote by Nick Swardson Download Open image “Who wants to know what Jackie Gleason's balls tasted like? Yes, Cornbread.” — Nick Swardson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Should I have a doughnut or my disgusting cardboard?” asked Gwynn, as she drew up languidly before me at a study table in a… — Daniel Amory Copy Share Image
“I don’t see how sugar could make that cornbread any sweeter than the prints of your hands already have.” — Sarah Miller Copy Share Image
“David Chang, who had become the darling of the New York restaurant world, thanks to his Momofuku noodle and ssäm bars in the East… — Amy Thomas Copy Share Image
“Every year, Grandma Dickerson, my mom’s mother, made all the traditional sweets for Christmas time, but she made something not exactly “Christmasy” that became… — Larada Horner-Miller Copy Share Image
“It looked like pieces of bread pudding that had been soaked in raspberry syrup.” — Diana Rowland Copy Share Image
“Loaves of fig and pepper bread, of course. But there was also lasagna cooked in miniature pumpkins, and pumpkin-seed brittle. Roasted red pepper soup,… — Sarah Addison Allen Copy Share Image
“Daddy, how come in Kansas City the bagels taste like just round bread?” — Calvin Trillin Copy Share Image
“Cassie speared one of the fried balls and placed it on her plate, along with a scoop of the dark brown paste. They looked… — Emily Arden Wells Copy Share Image
I always had a knack for putting the peanut butter on the bread. My brother Kevin knew how to spread the jelly around real… — Nick Jonas Copy Share Image
“What else? A handful of hard white sugar lumps from the supply for the master's table. Sugar and cake and blood and pork. That's… — Meg Rosoff Copy Share Image
For me, honestly, one of the first movies I did I was always pounding coffee, and I crashed so horribly. So I've kind of… — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
That's great Bobby, but we don't have Dance Dance Revolution, so - you're dumb. — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
Uh-oh? What does that mean? High score? Is that bad? Did I break it? — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
Ok... so who wants to hear about my STD from the silent film era? Yeah, put your hands up for that one. This chick's… — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
If you want to be a comedian, go out. Do a week in Des Moines, Iowa. Try to make those people laugh. — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
I always write and create. I'm never not creating. I'm always creating a show, every year, whether it gets picked up or not. I… — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
Most sketch aficionados have an enormous amount of respect for 'Mr. Show.' I didn't have HBO back then, so I was always trying to… — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
I would eventually like to write and star in my own stuff. I think I have a good comedic sense, so I'd like to… — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
I'm developing more stuff in my voice, more Nick Swardson. It's me as myself in a sense and kind of in my voice, no… — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
