Funny Quote by George Burns

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

— Anonymous

If I have one, I'll have thirteen. No, there ain't no in-betwee. Cuz the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I…

— Blake Shelton

It's that idea that you can have one drink - and no you can't. Within a week I was drinking heavily. It was so…

— Robin Williams

It started twelve and went on until twelve. I never had to buy a drink all day!

— Michael Owen Bruce

I haven't had a drink in thirteen years, but occasionally I'm tempted to have one beer. The problem is that if I have that…

— Craig Ferguson

I wish I could learn that just three drinks is enough, but I have not learned that.

— Caitlin Moran

First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

I wanna get drunk 'til I'm off my mind. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.

— John Lee Hooker

When it's third and ten, you can take the milk drinkers and I'll take the whiskey drinkers every time.

— Max McGee

One drink is too many for me and a thousand not enough.

— Brendan Behan

I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m.

— W. C. Fields

What? You’d dare drink right after getting out of jail for intoxication?” That’s when you need a drink the most.

— Charles Bukowski