American football Quote by Max McGee

I take the juice of two bottles of whisky.

— Dean Martin

First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

I can drink a whole Hennessy fifth. Some call that a problem, but I call it a gift.

— Xzibit

I don't quite recollect how many tumblers of whiskey toddy each man drank after supper; but this I know, that about one o'clock in…

— Charles Dickens

Whiskey, like a beautiful woman, demands appreciation. You gaze first, then it's time to drink.

— Haruki Murakami

I can drink a whole Hennessey fifth, some call that a problem I call it a gift.

— Xzibit

Homer: Oh, I'll never drink another beer in my life.Vendor: BEER HERE! I GOT BEER!Homer: OOH, I'll take ten!

— Patrick Rossiter

I wish to see this beverage become common instead of the whiskey which kills sone-third of our citizens and ruins their families.

— Thomas Jefferson

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

— Anonymous

Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.

— George Burns

I wanna get drunk 'til I'm off my mind. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.

— John Lee Hooker

Here's to drinking enough that we'll need Ryan Seacrest to help us count backwards from ten.

— Anonymous