The people don't take baths and they don't speak English. No golf courses, no room service. Who needs it? — Jim McMahon Copy Share Image
I have seen women walk right past a TV set with a football game on and - this always amazes me -… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock. — Barry Venison Copy Share Image
There are two kinds of people in the world, Notre Dame lovers and Notre Dame haters. And, quite frankly, they're both a… — Dan Devine Copy Share Image
If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the beginning of the day. — H. L. Hunt Copy Share Image
When it's third and ten, you can take the milk drinkers and I'll take the whiskey drinkers every time. — Max McGee Copy Share Image
Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl. — Bill Peterson Copy Share Image
Most football players are temperamental. That's 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental. — Doug Plank Copy Share Image
I'd catch a punt naked, in the snow, in Buffalo, for a chance to play in the NFL. — Steve Henderson Copy Share Image
In my time at Anfield we always said we had the best two teams on Merseyside - Liverpool and Liverpool reserves. — Bill Shankly Copy Share Image
We can't run. We can't pass. We can't stop the run. We can't stop the pass. We can't kick. Other than that,… — Bruce Coslet Copy Share Image
Germany are a very difficult team to play... they have eleven internationals out there today. — Steve Lomas Copy Share Image
That field goal attempt was so far to the left it nearly decapitated Lyndon LaRouche. — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
If my mother put on a helmet and shoulder pads and a uniform that wasn't the same as the one I was… — Bo Jackson Copy Share Image
I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. — David Beckham Copy Share Image
I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right. — Lee Hendrie Copy Share Image
