Funny football Quotes

I'd catch a punt naked, in the snow, in Buffalo, for a chance to play in the NFL.

— Steve Henderson

American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party.

— Sue Lawley

I was surprised, but I always say nothing surprises me in football.

— Les Ferdinand

I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock.

— Barry Venison

You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four.

— Dan Birdwell

I'm as happy as I can be-but I have been happier.

— Ugo Ehiogu

I never make predictions and I never will.

— Paul Gascoigne

It is funny how football works. Everyone has their own journeys, don't they?

— Ollie Watkins

I'm a firm believer that all sports will eventually be global. Someday, we may have a quarterback from China named Yao Fling.

— Paul Tagliabue

If you don't believe you can win, there is no point in getting out of bed at the beginning of the day.

— H. L. Hunt

There are two kinds of people in the world, Notre Dame lovers and Notre Dame haters. And, quite frankly, they're both a…

— Dan Devine

Most football players are temperamental. That's 90 percent temper and 10 percent mental.

— Doug Plank

The people don't take baths and they don't speak English. No golf courses, no room service. Who needs it?

— Jim McMahon

We can't run. We can't pass. We can't stop the run. We can't stop the pass. We can't kick. Other than that,…

— Bruce Coslet

Yes, I thought I was joining Manchester United, I was misled by all involved. I wasnt aware of another Manchester team

— Robinho

When it's third and ten, you can take the milk drinkers and I'll take the whiskey drinkers every time.

— Max McGee

I have seen women walk right past a TV set with a football game on and - this always amazes me -…

— Dave Barry

Men are clinging to football on a level we aren't even aware of. For centuries, we ruled everything, and now, in the…

— Tony Kornheiser

If my mother put on a helmet and shoulder pads and a uniform that wasn't the same as the one I was…

— Bo Jackson

I feel like I'm the best, but you're not going to get me to say that.

— Jerry Rice

There's no in between-you're either good or bad. We were in between.

— Gary Lineker

Terry Bradshaw couldn’t spell ‘cat’ if you spotted him the ‘C’ and the ‘A’.

— Thomas Henderson

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become.

— Mary McGrory

I like to believe that my best hits border on felonious assault.

— Jack Tatum

I can play in the center, on the right and occasionally on the left side.

— David Beckham

That's great, tell him he's Pele and get him back on.

— John Lambie

The Refrigerator" Perry: "I've been big ever since I was little.

— Prince William

What Carew does with a football, I can do with an orange.

— John Carew

I spent four indifferent years at Goodison, but they were great years.

— Martin Hodge

I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel.

— Stuart Pearce

Maybe a good rule in life is never become too important to do your own laundry.

— Barry Sanders

I took a whack on my left ankle, but something told me it was my right.

— Lee Hendrie

All that remains is for a few dots and commas to be crossed.

— Anonymous

People say I'll be drafted in the first round, maybe even higher.

— Craig Heyward

Football isn't a contact sport, it's a collision sport.

— Duffy Daugherty

It's an incredible rise to stardom. At 17 you're more likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than England manager Sven…

— Gordon Strachan

You've got to believe you're going to win, and I believe we'll win the World Cup until the final whistle blows and…

— Peter Shilton

In my time at Anfield we always said we had the best two teams on Merseyside - Liverpool and Liverpool reserves.

— Bill Shankly

Germany are a very difficult team to play... they have eleven internationals out there today.

— Steve Lomas

Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl.

— Bill Peterson