Funny football Quotes · Page 2

It's an incredible rise to stardom. At 17 you're more likely to get a call from Michael Jackson than England manager Sven…

— Gordon Strachan

Yes, I thought I was joining Manchester United, I was misled by all involved. I wasnt aware of another Manchester team

— Robinho

You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four.

— Dan Birdwell

That's great, tell him he's Pele and get him back on.

— John Lambie

Terry Bradshaw couldn’t spell ‘cat’ if you spotted him the ‘C’ and the ‘A’.

— Thomas Henderson

I like to believe that my best hits border on felonious assault.

— Jack Tatum

All that remains is for a few dots and commas to be crossed.

— Anonymous

Men are clinging to football on a level we aren't even aware of. For centuries, we ruled everything, and now, in the…

— Tony Kornheiser

I'm a firm believer that all sports will eventually be global. Someday, we may have a quarterback from China named Yao Fling.

— Paul Tagliabue

I was surprised, but I always say nothing surprises me in football.

— Les Ferdinand

You've got to believe you're going to win, and I believe we'll win the World Cup until the final whistle blows and…

— Peter Shilton

Maybe a good rule in life is never become too important to do your own laundry.

— Barry Sanders

I can play in the center, on the right and occasionally on the left side.

— David Beckham

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become.

— Mary McGrory

You can change your wife, your politics, your religion, but never, never can you change your favourite football team.

— Eric Cantona

I spent four indifferent years at Goodison, but they were great years.

— Martin Hodge

I never make predictions and I never will.

— Paul Gascoigne