Cuz Quote by Blake Shelton

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

— Anonymous

I haven't had a drink in thirteen years, but occasionally I'm tempted to have one beer. The problem is that if I have that…

— Craig Ferguson

Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.

— George Burns

“Whenever I drink, I always have one too many. Of course, I only ever drink one.”

— Jarod Kintz

I wish I could learn that just three drinks is enough, but I have not learned that.

— Caitlin Moran

When I drink: 2 Beers: I'm Relaxed and happy 4 Beers: I think my jokes are funny 6 Beers: I suddenly know magic tricks…

— Jamsta E Ngugz

I drank a lot when I was a teenager and I don't drink any more, because that's when I thought, you know, I'm gonna…

— Kristin Davis

It started twelve and went on until twelve. I never had to buy a drink all day!

— Michael Owen Bruce

I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to…

— Samuel L. Jackson

It's that idea that you can have one drink - and no you can't. Within a week I was drinking heavily. It was so…

— Robin Williams

more you drink more you want

— Jack London

I was never able to have three of four beers. One's too many, and ten just ain't enough. Basically it's the way I've been…

— John Daly