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Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.

— George Burns

I wanna get drunk 'til I'm off my mind. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.

— John Lee Hooker

I haven't had a drink in thirteen years, but occasionally I'm tempted to have one beer. The problem is that if I have that…

— Craig Ferguson

It's that idea that you can have one drink - and no you can't. Within a week I was drinking heavily. It was so…

— Robin Williams

If I have one, I'll have thirteen. No, there ain't no in-betwee. Cuz the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I…

— Blake Shelton

You have to drink when it's hard dealing with things when you're sober.

— Na Hae Ryeong

I wish I could learn that just three drinks is enough, but I have not learned that.

— Caitlin Moran

It started twelve and went on until twelve. I never had to buy a drink all day!

— Michael Owen Bruce

I don't have a drinking problem 'Cept when I can't get a drink.

— Tom Waits

What? You’d dare drink right after getting out of jail for intoxication?” That’s when you need a drink the most.

— Charles Bukowski

I'm not an alcoholic. I only drink twice a year, when its by birthday and when its not my birthday.

— Ali

Summer Drinking Rule number 5: If you bring alcohol to a party, you must drink it or leave it.

— Anonymous