Always Quote by Blake Shelton

And now that Martina McBride knows of T.I., and T.I. knows of Martina McBride, that made me very happy, too. It's introducing worlds to…

— Kid Rock

I could never make a joke about somebody unless I could say it to their face and they'd laugh.

— Margaret Cho

“Where have you been lately?” Christina says. She wiggles her eyebrows. “With Four? Doing a little . . . addition? Multiplication?” I cover my face with…

— Veronica Roth

The toughest nights when I was a young, unknown comedian were opening for these real old-time Italian singers. I'm like Grace Jones to them.…

— Jerry Seinfeld

I can't write a joke. I could never write. I do a lot of stories and I call them stories, but they're just comedy…

— Ron Shock

My first lessons in comedy, how to construct a joke, I learned from Eileen Brennan, who had unbelievable timing.

— Rob Lowe

“My eyes went as crazy as Michelle Bachman and Rick Perry's love-child.”

— Mark Schweizer

My life has been one great big joke, a dance that's walked a song that's spoke, I laugh so hard I almost choke when…

— Maya Angelou

Anytime I can get either of them really laughing, I immediately pull out a pad of paper write the joke down, regardless of where…

— Anthony Marra

“Fuck em if they can't take a joke”

— Anonymous

Jokes rot. They're not like songs. I always envy singers - Sting is always going to sing 'Roxanne'. But people want to hear new…

— Chris Rock

I've always littered my songs with jokes. You might need to dig a little deeper to find the humor, but I would totally object…

— Cass McCombs