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My doctor says I should drink 8 glasses of water a day. I wonder how many beers is that equivalent to.

— Nikhil Saluja

I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to…

— Samuel L. Jackson

I was never able to have three of four beers. One's too many, and ten just ain't enough. Basically it's the way I've been…

— John Daly

I drink a lot of beer.

— Eric Bischoff

I just feel like, if I drink, I want to drink a case of beer and not two beers. Two beers doesn't do anything…

— Chris Pratt

I wanna get drunk 'til I'm off my mind. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.

— John Lee Hooker

I including some other friends I said come on down and have a sip again Not one, not two, not three, four bottle of…

— Laurel Aitken

(revealing her high tolerance for alcohol) I can drink eight beers and feel fine the next day. I usually drink dark beer because I…

— Katy Perry

it's 12 amyl nitrites (one box), in conjunction with as many beers as necessary.

— Hunter S. Thompson

I haven't had a drink in thirteen years, but occasionally I'm tempted to have one beer. The problem is that if I have that…

— Craig Ferguson

I drink exactly as much as I want, and one drink more.

— H. L. Mencken

The reality is that beer still outsells wine and spirits combined, and makes up 60 of all alcoholic beverage occasions. It's important to keep…

— Pat McGauley