When I drink: 2 Beers: I'm Relaxed and happy 4 Beers: I think my jokes are funny 6 Beers: I suddenly know magic tricks 8 Beers: I know everything.You can't argue with me. 10 beers: I become the greatest dancer… — Jamsta E Ngugz Copy Share Image
Having me wrong doesn't grant you any opportunity to judge me,i would suggest you sit your a** down and watch me do it again… — Jamsta E Ngugz Copy Share Image
Dear You: You thought you broke my heart.. But my forgiveness picked the pieces back. — Jamsta E Ngugz Copy Share Image
Dont listen to anyone who tells you that you cant do this or that. Thats nonsense. Make up your mind, youll never use crutches… — Jamsta E Ngugz Copy Share Image
It is good to start a day with a smile, coz if you do not,them it is already too late for you to start… — Jamsta E Ngugz Copy Share Image
Someone mentioned your name in my heart,but in the silence of my heart you will always be available to make the memories worth. — Jamsta E Ngugz Copy Share Image
Cheating on your boyfriend/girlfriend is not a temptation,it is a decision that comes due to your pride!! — Jamsta E Ngugz Copy Share Image
Men around 25yrs like playIng soccer, Men around 45yrs like playing tennis, Men around 65yrs like playing golf, have U realised,,The older the MEN… — Jamsta E Ngugz Copy Share Image
Sometimes you have to risk your life to become something that you've never been before. — Jamsta E Ngugz Copy Share Image
She had many things to do in her life,but everytime she tried to make me happy,i kept on pissing in my pants,but she still… — Jamsta E Ngugz Copy Share Image
