Comedy Quote by Demetri Martin Download Open image “I started being a comedy fan when I was, I'm going to guess, like 5 or 6 years old.” — Demetri Martin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedy Fans Humor Years
When I first started doing comedy, I was 42 years old, and I was the brother of one of the most celebrated comics in… — Charlie Murphy Copy Share Image
I was 8, and I was probably too young for it, but that's when I started to watch SNL.' That's when I got a… — Bowen Yang Copy Share Image
Even when I was a kid - I was really young - I was drawn to comedy. — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
I think when I was young, let's call it high school, and even before that, I just loved comedy, and I loved comedians. I… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
Comedy came early. I knew when I was a kid that I was silly, and I knew that I liked people who were funny,… — Milana Vayntrub Copy Share Image
When I started out in comedy, it was common knowledge that it took about 10 years to get good. And that was okay because… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I think hair gel was invented to make it easier to identify assholes from a distance. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
When someone describes themself as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole who's standing in front… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Skiing is my favorite sport, because, that's the only sport that is actually better to watch the worst the person is at it. "That… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I know about Woodstock probably as much as your average person who is over 30, where I'd know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
THING TO TRY: If you are asked to describe a suspect to a police sketch artist, describe in precise detail, the features of the… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
You can't cheat comedy. You know, it either is going to be there on the day you capture or it's not. — Justin Lin Copy Share Image
I think if I have any kind of unique gift, it's more in the comedy area than it is in the dramatic area. — Susan Sullivan Copy Share Image
I always worked on holidays when I had to wait tables and stuff like that, so I'm used to it, but now I just… — Chris Redd Copy Share Image
There's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well. I can see everybody's… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
