Funny Quote by Daniel Tosh

Men are just like unlit lamps: in themselves they are no good for anything, but, when lit, they can be handy to have around…

— Moderata Fonte

Men are like...Coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

— Anonymous

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in…

— Jill Shalvis

Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.

— Anonymous

Men need some kind of external activity, because they are inactive within.

— Arthur Schopenhauer

Men are accessories, Not Necessities

— Cher

Men are simple creatures who could live in a studio apartment with a few shirts and pants and be happy.

— Jill Zarin

All things considered, there are only two kinds of men in the world: those that stay at home and those that do not.

— Rudyard Kipling

Men can bear all things but good days.

— Amelia Barr

Men are like fine wine; It's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you…

— Superman

Very few men, properly speaking, live at present, but are providing to live another time.

— Jonathan Swift

Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the…

— Anonymous