Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Men are like...Coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Guys
Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control. — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
Men are like accessories. Its nice to have them but not really needed... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men are just like unlit lamps: in themselves they are no good for anything, but, when lit, they can be handy to have around… — Moderata Fonte Copy Share Image
Beer has long been the prime lubricant in our social intercourse and the sacred throat-anointing fluid that accompanies the ritual of mateship. To sink… — Rennie Ellis Copy Share Image
Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
Men are like parking spaces: all the good ones are taken, and the available ones are handicapped. — Clea DuVall Copy Share Image
Men are like puppies, adorable, then you take them home and they crap over everything you ever treasured. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Men are like: Cars sold at auctions - Depending on who you end up with, they'll be cheap or expensive either way, once they're… — Laura Scott Copy Share Image
Men are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All men, even those we call savages, have been so tormented by the passion for strong drinks, that limited as their capacities were, they… — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
