Funny Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Men are like...Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Guys
I often think when a man's once past a certain age, the older he grows the tougher he gets, and women the same or… — Dorothy L. Sayers Copy Share Image
“Bad bananas are like push-up bras--a promise of tenderness can deliver tasteless mush, and we're not supposed to complain.” — Kate Lebo Copy Share Image
The older we women grow, the more clearly we see what men really are: hypocrites, boasters, he-goats. The older men grow, the more they… — Jean Giraudoux Copy Share Image
Younger men are more supportive and a lot less demanding, and they also have more time for their relationships. — Cher Copy Share Image
Age doesn't mean anything. Its all in your head. Men get sexier with age. They also get wiser and get experienced. — Arjun Rampal Copy Share Image
Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. — Pope John XXIII Copy Share Image
As a man gets older, if he knows what is good for him,, the women he likes are getting older too. The trouble is… — Ross Macdonald Copy Share Image
The age of credulity is every age the world has ever known. Men have always turned from the ascertained, which is limited and discouraging,… — Agnes Repplier Copy Share Image
I suppose when they reach a certain age some men are afraid to grow up. It seems the older the men get, the younger… — Elizabeth Taylor Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
