Funny Quotes
- If somebody's gonna stab me in the back, I wanna be there. — Unknown Author
- Life's a dance you learn as you go. — John Michael Montgomery
- Admiration is the daughter of ignorance. — Benjamin Franklin
- It is the privilege of posterity to set matters right between those antagonists who, by their rivalry for greatness, divided a whole age. — Joseph Addison
- He had a mind so fine that no idea could violate it — Thomas Stearns Eliot
- Hurry is the death of Prayer. — Samuel Chadwick
- The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. — Edsger Dijkstra
- Wise men make proverbs, but fools repeat them. — Samuel Palmer
- Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. — Guy Davenport
- Ability is of little account without opportunity. — Lucille Ball
- I don't at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited. — Oscar Wilde
- Baseball is very big with my people. It figures. It's the only way we can get to shake a bat at a white man without… — Dick Gregory
- Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest. — Neil Kinnock
- The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise. — Tommy Bolt
- If black boxes survive air crashes - why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? — George Carlin
- I ain't never liked violence. — Sugar Ray Robinson
- I used to be indecisive but now I am not quite sure — Tommy Cooper
- Coffee isn't my cup of tea. — Samuel Goldwyn
- All that God is, and all that God has, is at the disposal of prayer. Prayer can do anything that God can do, and as… — Reuben Archer Torrey
- Prayer only works when the channels are open. — Woodrow M. Kroll
- There's no one thing that's true. It's all true. — Ernest Hemingway
- Remarks are not literature. — Gertrude Stein
- The act of meditation is being spacious. — Sogyal Rinpoche
- We become contemplatives when God discovers Himself in us. — Thomas Merton
- It's funny what happens when you become a grandparent. You start to act all goofy and do things you never thought you'd do. It's terrific. — Mike Krzyzewski