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Funny Quotes by Stephenie Meyer
- What's funny about that is when I was writing Twilight just for myself and not thinking of it as a book, I was not thinking…
- She just keeps saying "He’s gone.
- oh you do smell good.
- I don't have the strength to stay away from you anymore
- So eager for eternal damnation.
- You're awfully small to be so hugely irritating.
- You never know how much time you'll have.
- What's so funny?" Bella mumbled. "I got food in her hair," I told her, chortling again. "I'm not going to forget this, dog," Rosalie hissed.…
- Love doesn't always come in convenient packages.
- Leah: "That is easily the freakin’ grossest thing I’ve ever heard in my life. Yuck. If there was anything in my stomach, it would be…
- Sometimes you have to learn to love what's good for you.
- Stop it, Mom, you're making me blush.
- He never leaves, does he?
- You’ve never been a teenager, sweetie. You know what’s best for you.
- i will always tell you the truth.
- I’m afraid you’re going to have to make a choice.
- Like everything in life, I just had to decide what to do with what I was given.
- You're my life now and I will do anything to protect you.
- You really should stay away from me.
- Alice is the most… supportive.
- She was thinking what I think she was thinking, wasn't she?
- Don't take too long, Mrs. Cullen
- This isn�t about them. This is about Bella. She has never been the one for you, she had never chosen you, but you continue to…
- thank you-for her-for everything." _Edward Cullen
- You're intoxicated by my very presence.
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