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Funny Quotes by Albert Einstein
- War cannot be humanized. It can only be abolished.
- Most people see what is, and never see what can be.
- Marie Curie is, of all celebrated beings, the only one whom fame has not corrupted.
- How do I work? I grope.
- Where there is love, there is no imposition.
- If there is no price to be paid, it is also not of value.
- Relativity is a purely scientific matter and has nothing to do with religion.
- The more one chases the quanta, the better they hide themselves.
- Genius simply cannot be reduced to a set of rules for anyone to follow.
- I rarely think in words at all.
- It is quite possible that we can do greater things than Jesus, for what is written in the Bible about him is poetically embellished.
- Everybody acts not only under external compulsion but also in accordance with inner necessity.
- Although I tried to be universal in thought, I am European by instinct and inclination.
- If I can't picture it, I can't understand it.
- Education is not received. It is achieved.
- More the knowledge lesser the Ego, lesser the knowledge, more the Ego.
- Our lives will be measured by what we do for others
- I no longer believed in the known God of the Bible, but rather in the mysterious God expressed in nature.
- What counts can't always be counted; what can be counted doesn't always count.
- I get the most joy in life out of music.
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- There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it. — Billie Joe Armstrong