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Funny Quotes by John Green
- We're professional worriers. You're constantly imagining things that could go wrong and then writing about them.
- One of the pitfalls about writing about illness is that it is very easy to imagine people with cancer as either these wise-beyond-their-years creatures or…
- She fell apart because that's what happens.
- Life has become the future.
- You can't not like 'The Great Gatsby.' It's got the best sentences in, like, ever.
- She's cute, I thought, but you don't need to like a girl who treats you like you're ten: You've already got a mom.
- They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting.
- That didn’t happen, of course. Things never happened the way I imagined them.
- We all matter - maybe less then a lot but always more than none.
- High school is neither a democracy nor a dictatorship - nor, contrary to popular belief, an anarchic state. High school is a divine-right monarchy. And…
- We didn't talk much. But we didn't need to.
- I expertly angled my raison bran to accomodate the g-forces.
- The funny thing about writing is that whether you're doing well or doing it poorly, it looks the exact same. That's actually one of the…
- Anything that happens all at once is just as likely to unhappen all at once, you know?
- Not that smart. Not that hot. Not that nice. Not that funny. That's me: I'm not that.
- Love is tied to truth.
- If you don't say the honest thing, it never becomes true.
- Colder by the hour, more dead with every breath.
- Tobin," Mom said disapprovingly. She wasn't a particularly funny person. It suited her professionally - I mean, you don't want your cancer surgeon to walk…
- I choose the labyrinth.
- It's fine," I repeated. And whatever. It was fine. It had to be.
- She never acted as if she liked him all that much, but then she never acted as if she liked anyone all that much.
- I don't really want to be the costar of anyone's life.
- Right. I'd forgotten about her.' He shook his head. 'That keeps happening.
- There is a part of her greater than the sum of her knowable parts. And that part has to go somewhere, because it cannot be…
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- We must all make peace so that we can all live in peace. — Jean-Bertrand Aristide
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- There is no great genius without a mixture of madness. — Aristotle
- I hope to make movies that are so small they don't need to make anything to be profitable. — J. J. Abrams
- I love recording music. — J. J. Abrams
- Hope is the dream of a waking man. — Aristotle
- Education is the best provision for old age. — Aristotle
- I've had the same friends since I was in kindergarten. — J. J. Abrams
- I also have this incredible love for women. — Kevyn Aucoin