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Funny Quotes by Charles Bukowski
- Show me a man who lives alone and has a perpetually clean kitchen, and 8 times out of 9 I'll show you a man with…
- There's nothing else as pleasant as being unpleasant when there's nothing else to do, and there's usually nothing else to do.
- We're all going to die, all of us, what a circus!
- The free soul is rare, but you know it when you see it
- Humanity, you never had it to begin with.
- ...having nothing to struggle against they have nothing to struggle for.
- Before my death I hope to obtain my life.
- This incompleteness is all we have.
- An early taste of death is not necessarily a bad thing.
- Success is always dangerous. It can make an asshole out of anybody.
- We are hardly ever as strong as that which we create.
- Most people's deaths are a sham. There's nothing left to die.
- I am a poem. There is no way out.
- Invent yourself and then reinvent yourself.
- If you let them kill you, they will
- Things will be far worse than they are now. And far better. I wait.
- they say that nothing is wasted: either that or it al is
- Poetry is what happens when nothing else can.
- Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink.
- You have my soul and I have your money
- When you clean up a city, you destroy it.
- whiskey makes the heart beat faster but it sure doesn't help the mind and isn't it funny how you can ache just from the deadly…
- sometimes there's nothing to say about death.
- You have to die a few times before you can really live.
- I hope that death contains less than this.
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