"I used to be indecisive but now I…" — Tommy Cooper
"I used to be indecisive but now I am not quite sure"
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Tommy Cooper
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29 Quotes by Tommy Cooper
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It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at…
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I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost 3 days already.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'have you got anything for wind?' So he gave…
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I had a ploughman's lunch the other day. He wasn't very happy.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.
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A man walks into a bar, and he said OUCH, cause it was an iron bar.
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My wife had a go at me last night. She said, Youll drive me to my grave. I had the…
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A policeman stopped me and said: Would you please blow into this bag, sir? I said: What for, officer? He…
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Doctor, I can't pronounce my F's, T's and H's.” “Well you can't say fairer than that then
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I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died."
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I've been on the whisky diet - I've already lost three days!
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And the back of his anorak was leaping up and down, and people were chucking money to him. I said…
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