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Funny Quotes by Benjamin Franklin
- Admiration is the daughter of ignorance.
- Proclaim not all thou knowest, all thou knowest, all thou hast, nor all thou cans't.
- What one relishes, nourishes.
- Opportunity is the great bawd.
- Do not do that which you would not have known.
- In order for three people to keep a secret, two must be dead.
- Drive your business. Let not your business drive you.
- When Wine enters, out goes the Truth.
- Nothing preaches better than the act.
- The problem with doing nothing is not knowing when you're finished.
- He that goes a borrowing goes a sorrowing.
- When you are good to others, you are best to yourself.
- The best is the cheapest.
- Those who are fear'd, are hated.
- Order - Let all your things have their places; let each part of your business have its time.
- Perhaps I was too saucy and provoking.
- Squeamish stomachs cannot eat without pickles.
- He who will not be counseled cannot be helped.
- Pardoning the Bad, is injuring the Good.
- What you would seem to be, be really.
- He that riseth late, must trot all day, and shall scarce overtake his business at night.
- Families ought to be noisy.
- Some are weatherwise, some are otherwise.
- If you can't pay for a thing, don't buy it. If you can't get paid for it, don't sell it.
- Most men die at 25, we just don't bury them until they are 70.
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