Funny Quotes
- There ain't nothing from the outside can lick any of us. — Margaret Mitchell
- The moment somebody says "this is very risky" is the moment it becomes attractive to me. — Kate Capshaw
- The greatest of all gifts is the power to estimate things at their true worth — Francois de La Rochefoucauld
- A comprehended god is no god. — Saint John Chrysostom
- I am going to put the Bible out of business. — Robert Green Ingersoll
- Sport is a preserver of health. — Hippocrates
- Those who are late will be punished by life itself. — Mikhail Gorbachev
- There is no dallying with God . — James Ussher
- Nothing so perilous as procrastination — John Lyly
- The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large. — Josh Billings
- What gets measured gets improved. — Robin Sharma
- Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. — Jim Backus
- You bet I did and I enjoyed it. — Michael Bloomberg
- Legalize it, and I will advertise it. — Peter Tosh
- I was thinking that we all learn by experience, but some of us have to go to summer school. — Peter De Vries
- Nothing comes merely by thinking about it. — John Wanamaker
- Ours is the age which is proud of machines that think and suspicious of men who try to. — Howard Mumford Jones
- Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax. — Charles Kettering
- Some days I feel like everyone in my world has plugged themselves into my kidney. I'm so tired. But when you're having dinner with your… — Gwyneth Paltrow
- If you do not get it from yourself, where will you go for it? — Dogen
- I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food. — Robert Orben
- The difference between golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie. — George Deukmejian
- The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top. — Pete Dye
- No one ever swung too slowly. — Bobby Jones
- I never learned anything from a match that I won. — Bobby Jones