Funny Quotes

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Sometimes I'm so sweet even I can't stand it. — Julie Andrews
I've got a good right hook. — Julie Andrews
I am an optimistic lady. — Julie Andrews
It's so funny looking back, but my so-called overnight success actually took 15 years. I remember when I didn't have any money, and my only… — Criss Angel
I'm a workaholic. I work and work and work. — Criss Angel
Achievement brings its own anticlimax. — Maya Angelou
Everyone has at least one story, and each of us is funny if we admit it. You have to admit you're the funniest person you've… — Maya Angelou
The hardest thing to do is something that is close to nothing. — Marina Abramovic
The more you know of your history, the more liberated you are. — Maya Angelou
The truth is, no one of us can be free until everybody is free. — Maya Angelou
Americans don't like European movies. — Marina Abramovic
If you're serious, you really understand that it's important that you laugh as much as possible and admit that you're the funniest person you ever… — Maya Angelou
Happiness comes from the full understanding of your own being. — Marina Abramovic
Life can be dramatic and funny all in the same day. — Jennifer Aniston
'Friends' will always remain friends. — Jennifer Aniston
I had an idea of what I thought was funny. It's kind of based on how I am. — Jennifer Aniston
Oh, it's not really gambling when you never lose. — Jennifer Aniston
I am pretty controlled I have to say. — Jennifer Aniston
I entertain for a living, and I entertain. — Jennifer Aniston
I read a lot of scripts that I just don't find very funny. — Jennifer Aniston
I'm enjoying simplifying things. — Jennifer Aniston
My best hostess tip is to have good food and really good music! — Jennifer Aniston
My hair has never been my greatest feature, so that was funny enough unto itself that my hair became so focused on. — Jennifer Aniston
Oh, my God, my thirties blew! Forties are great. — Jennifer Aniston
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course. — Hank Aaron

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