Funny Quotes
52060 Funny quotes by 14453 unique authors
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We in the press, by our power, can actually undermine leadership.
— Christiane Amanpour
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We are Indians, firstly and lastly.
— B R Ambedkar
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The American Constitution is the greatest governing document, and at some 7,000 words, just about the shortest.
— Stephen Ambrose
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Washington, not Jefferson, freed his slaves upon his death.
— Stephen Ambrose
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I'm not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly. You're as old as you feel.
— Henri Frederic Amiel
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If we knew the meaning to everything that is happening to us, then there would be no meaning.
— Idi Amin
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Anything looked at closely becomes wonderful.
— A. R. Ammons
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I'm a musician first, a food-lover second, a dirty mouth with feet, and a girl last time I checked.
— Tori Amos
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Even if everything else is downplayed, I'll wear good shoes.
— Tori Amos
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At 15, I knew someone whose mother cooked macrobiotic, so I persuaded my mother to go macrobiotic with me.
— Tori Amos
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I like involved projects.
— Tori Amos
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It's only the giving that makes you what you are.
— Ian Anderson
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I'm very much an observer and a conduit of thoughts and ideas.
— Ian Anderson
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Touring is what you make it. I like to organise as much as possible myself.
— Ian Anderson
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The fewer expectations you have, the better.
— Laurie Anderson
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It looks like the future's really bright.
— Michael P. Anderson
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It is great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people.
— Pamela Anderson
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I am the ultimate California girl, which is funny, being that I'm Canadian.
— Pamela Anderson
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I am turning into the person I knew I would.
— Pamela Anderson
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Me carrying a briefcase is like a hotdog wearing earrings.
— Sparky Anderson
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Good seasons start with good beginnings.
— Sparky Anderson
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Everybody's a complex person. Everybody. Everybody's nuanced.
— Jack Abramoff
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Good listeners, like precious gems, are to be treasured.
— Walter Anderson
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If I don't have room for an item, I put it in warehouses.
— Ursula Andress
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I could have worse tags than 'Airmiles Andy' - although I don't know what they are.
— Prince Andrew
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