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That's what I hate about a lot of comedies, when you're hitting a line or making it funny. — Jennifer Aniston
When I was 22, I was having a ball! — Jennifer Aniston
The greatest happiness comes from being vitally interested in something that excites all your energies. — Walter Annenberg
I am not a fanatic about anything. I do what I can do when I've got the time. — Francesca Annis
Each decade, I've lived in that decade, so I could easily shed the '20s, the '30s, the '40s. — Francesca Annis
Everyone has class, one class or another. — Francesca Annis
The funny thing is I'm not bothered or sad about being on my own - after all I've never had a husband. — Francesca Annis
With classical ballet you are literally injuring yourself. — Marina Abramovic
Love is, above all, the gift of oneself. — Jean Anouilh
A good actor must never be in love with anyone but himself. — Jean Anouilh
Do It Under the Influence Yourself! That's what we're shooting for! Get drunk and make your dreams come true. — Aziz Ansari
Let them eat cake. — Marie Antoinette
Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills. — Minna Antrim
I would really like to go back to school. I would love it now. — Fiona Apple
What's really good is African drum music. — Fiona Apple
For a while after the rape, I was afraid of my own sexuality, because I got raped right about the time when I started developing… — Fiona Apple
I got drunk when I was five. Everybody gets drunk before they're 21. — Fiona Apple
I read on the Internet that I was dead. — Fiona Apple
I got all my work done to graduate in two months and then they were like, I'm sorry, you have to take driver's ed. I… — Fiona Apple
In a sense it's a lot crazier when you're on the road and it's a lot less stable, but it's actually really healthy for me… — Fiona Apple
You know, I've always thought that it would be really funny if somebody made a romantic comedy where absolutely everything went well from beginning to… — Fiona Apple
Getting through the nights is the toughest part. Being alone. Not having her there to talk to. — Stuart Appleby
Whatever is received is received according to the nature of the recipient. — Thomas Aquinas
It is possible to demonstrate God's existence, although not a priori, yet a posteriori from some work of His more surely known to us. — Thomas Aquinas
The more specific you are, the more general it'll be. — Diane Arbus

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