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- Some pain shouldn’t be wished away so easily. It has to be dealt with, even embraced.
- I wrote for 10 years before I even started the 'Percy Jackson' series.
- It's always hard to wrap up a series. The longer I spend with the characters, the more they become like friends.
- Suspecting and knowing are not the same.
- Nothing like watching your relatives fight, I always say.
- It's funny how humans can wrap their mind around things and fit them into their version of reality.
- Always, Always have a plan
- She said this in the same way you might say Fields of Punishment or Hades's gym shorts.
- Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can." Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?" Zoe blinked.…
- Whats up, Seaweed Brain?
- Who are you?" Ethan Nakamura. I have to kill you." ??
- I pulled out Riptide.
- Hades raised an eyebrow. When he sat forward in his throne, shadowy faces appeared in the folds of his black robes, faces of torment,as if…
- No, no, I never mess around.
- [My mom's] funny that way, celebrating special occasions with blue food. I think it's her way of saying anything is possible. Percy can pass seventh…
- I told Tantalus to go chase a doughnut.
- With great power... comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.
- I thought maybe he was seeing another tree. - Juniper
- It's him," I said. "Typhon." I was seriously hoping Chiron would say something good, like 'No, that's our huge friend Leroy! He's going to help…
- We were just looking at maps...
- I gave her my deluxe I'll-Kill-You-Later stare.
- Can you surf really well, then?" I looked at Grover, who was trying hard not to laugh. "Jeez, Nico," I said. "I've never really tried."…
- God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude! Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will…
- I love New York. You can pop out of the Underworld in Central Park, hail a taxi, head down Fifth Avenue with a giant hellhound…
- Hope survives best at the hearth.
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