"God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude!……" — Rick Riordan

"God alert!" Blackjack yelled. "It's the wine dude! Mr. D sighed in exasperation. "The next person, or horse, who calls me the 'wine dude' will end up in a bottle of Merlot!"

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