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Dynamism is a function of change. — Hillary Clinton
Oh, I've never been asked a silly question in my entire life. — Hillary Clinton
There hasn't been anybody whose life has been picked apart and distorted as much as mine. — Hillary Clinton
There's no day that is the same as the day before. So you have to be energized; you have to be focused. — Hillary Clinton
This is a moment in history where it is almost hard to catch your breath. — Hillary Clinton
We know in New York we have several million at any one time who are in New York illegally. — Hillary Clinton
You know no one will ever accuse me as having the same policies as George W. Bush. — Hillary Clinton
You're not a leader if you haven't been elected. — Hillary Clinton
Run for office? No. I've slept with too many women, I've done too many drugs, and I've been to too many parties. — George Clooney
Directing is much more satisfying to me than acting. — George Clooney
I get asked a lot about getting into politics. I say, 'Take a look at politics. You tell me what seems appealing about that.' — George Clooney
If you're famous, I don't - for the life of me - I don't understand why any famous person would ever be on Twitter. — George Clooney
Without question, I wake every night five times. — George Clooney
There's always somebody older, richer, more desperate than you. — Kirstie Alley
The first thing that I learned - and I understood it at a really young age - was that I could get a laugh. Really… — George Clooney
I don't smoke pot. I never liked it. — Kirstie Alley
Celebrity is death - celebrity - that's the worst thing that can happen to an actor. — Glenn Close
I wouldn't say I was the best manager in the business. But I was in the top one. — Brian Clough
I never listen to 'Nevermind.' I haven't listened to it since we put it out. That says something. — Kurt Cobain
You can't have an up without a down, a right without a left, a back without a front - or a happy without a sad. — Harlan Coben
To me glamour isn't about being sparkly. — Tori Amos
Well, I have a lot of food references in my work. — Tori Amos
My career only took off because of one football game. I thought it was funny. 'Playboy' called and offered me a cover just like that.… — Pamela Anderson
How do I respond to criticism? Critically. I listen to all criticism critically. — Paul Thomas Anderson
All I have, really, is my creativity. — Jack Abramoff

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