Funny Quotes
- Advice in old age is foolish; for what can be more absurd than to increase our provisions for the road the nearer we approach to… — Marcus Tullius Cicero
- What is permissible is not always honorable. — Marcus Tullius Cicero
- No sane man will dance. — Marcus Tullius Cicero
- There is nothing so absurd that some philosopher has not already said it. — Marcus Tullius Cicero
- The harvest of old age is the recollection and abundance of blessing previously secured. — Marcus Tullius Cicero
- No poet or orator has ever existed who believed there was any better than himself. — Marcus Tullius Cicero
- I'm simply an accident. Why take it all so seriously? — Emile M. Cioran
- If we could see ourselves as others see us, we would vanish on the spot. — Emile M. Cioran
- Nothing proves that we are more than nothing. — Emile M. Cioran
- I have no nationality - the best possible status for an intellectual. — Emile M. Cioran
- Each concession we make is accompanied by an inner diminution of which we are not immediately conscious. — Emile M. Cioran
- Every thought derives from a thwarted sensation. — Emile M. Cioran
- Queer Eye for the Straight Guy is a form of service journalism. To be successful, I think it has to be a combination of a… — Ted Allen
- Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive. — Tim Allen
- Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon. — Tim Allen
- Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot… — Tim Allen
- The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. — Tom Clancy
- The good old days are now. — Tom Clancy
- My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. — Tim Allen
- I am, and always will be, a blues guitarist. — Eric Clapton
- A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. — Frank A. Clark
- It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God - but to create him. — Arthur C. Clarke
- The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. — Arthur C. Clarke
- This is the first age that's ever paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one. — Arthur C. Clarke
- It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. — Arthur C. Clarke