Funny Quotes
- An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer. — Fred Allen
- I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars. — Fred Allen
- Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door. — Kyle Chandler
- Television, cable, features are always out there. — Kyle Chandler
- A woman has the age she deserves. — Coco Chanel
- It is always better to be slightly underdressed. — Coco Chanel
- There have been several Duchesses of Westminster but there is only one Chanel! — Coco Chanel
- Nothing which has entered into our experience is ever lost. — William Ellery Channing
- Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. — Gracie Allen
- When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half. — Gracie Allen
- Words are cheap. The biggest thing you can say is 'elephant'. — Charlie Chaplin
- This is a ruthless world and one must be ruthless to cope with it. — Charlie Chaplin
- I have no further use for America. I wouldn't go back there if Jesus Christ was President. — Charlie Chaplin
- In the end, everything is a gag. — Charlie Chaplin
- Remember, you can always stoop and pick up nothing. — Charlie Chaplin
- You know you must be doing something right if old people like you. — Dave Chappelle
- I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it. — Dave Chappelle
- Every black American is bilingual. All of them. We speak street vernacular and we speak 'job interview.' — Dave Chappelle
- The language you are about to hear... is disturbing. — Dave Chappelle
- You can't get unfamous. You can get infamous but you can't get unfamous. — Dave Chappelle
- I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed. — Dave Chappelle
- Something about New York, man: You can do more comedy there probably than you can anywhere in the world. If you're interested in being funny,… — Dave Chappelle
- Forbid us something, and that thing we desire. — Geoffrey Chaucer
- There is no turning back. — Hugo Chavez
- Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. — Anton Chekhov