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Most of the basic material a writer works with is acquired before the age of fifteen. — Willa Cather
I haven't played a lot of wallflowers but I have played women who have been vulnerable. — Kim Cattrall
I like movies I can relate to. — Kim Cattrall
I like my life. It's good. — Kim Cattrall
I'm a trisexual. I'll try anything once. — Kim Cattrall
I'm certainly not a prude. — Kim Cattrall
I've always thought that less was a lot more. — Kim Cattrall
If you're looking for a boyfriend, you aren't gonna find one. They seem to come into your life when you least expect it. — Kristin Cavallari
I don't know, maybe Australian humour isn't supposed to be funny. It's as dry as the Sahara, and I think people miss that. — Nick Cave
I suspect the older you get the more invisible you become. — Nick Cave
Kylie Minogue is the greatest thing that has happened to Australian music. — Nick Cave
Most screen violence is tedious. — Nick Cave
Songwriting, I have to take myself away from everybody to do. It's an unsightly act. — Nick Cave
I consider myself to be first and foremost a comic writer. The way I entertain myself - especially in those long and grim hours in… — Nick Cave
People often can't separate, or can't understand, that to be funny is to be serious; it's a way of pulling people in and not scaring… — Nick Cave
If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. — Dick Cavett
As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it. — Dick Cavett
There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? — Dick Cavett
To label me an intellectual is a misunderstanding of what that is. — Dick Cavett
I married a woman who is much better than me, I'm very fortunate to be with her and I know I'll be happy with her… — Jim Caviezel
At boarding school there wasn't much time for much of anything except education. — Henry Cavill
For a man to attain to an eminent degree in learning costs him time, watching, hunger, nakedness, dizziness in the head, weakness in the stomach,… — Miguel de Cervantes
A closed mouth catches no flies. — Miguel de Cervantes
The knowledge of yourself will preserve you from vanity. — Miguel de Cervantes
Thou hast seen nothing yet. — Miguel de Cervantes

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